You may fall from the sky, you may
fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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Even if there wasn't any gravity
on earth, I would still fall for you!
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I was so enchanted by your beauty
that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and
number for insurance purposes.
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Can I have your picture so I can
show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Crap. Something is wrong with my
cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in
it.
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Do your legs hurt from running
through my dreams all night?
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It’s a good thing I wore my gloves
today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
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People call me John, but you can
call me Tonight!
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You’re so beautiful you made me
forget my pick up line.
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Do I know you? Cause you look a
lot like my next girlfriend.
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I didn't believed in heaven, until
I saw you.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because
you've got FINE written all over you.
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If you stood in front of a mirror
and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the
world.
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Heaven's missing an Angel.
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Is your dad an art thief? Because
you're a masterpiece.
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I think there's something wrong
with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven
is a long way from here.
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Excuse me, if I go straight this
way, will I be able to reach your heart?
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A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11
fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the
roses die"
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Do you have a map? Because I just
keep getting lost in your eyes!
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You really shouldn't wear makeup.
You're messing with perfection!
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Can you take me to the bakery?
Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
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Are you a light switch? 'Cause you
turn me on!
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Your eyes are bluer than the
Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
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I don't know which is prettier
today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
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Are those diamonds real? [YES] I
was talking about the ones in your eyes.
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You are so sweet you could put
Hershey’s out of business.
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If you were a burger at McDonald's
you'd be the McGorgeous.
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Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give
me directions to your house?
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
[No] Well then, would you like to?
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You know, beautiful is my favorite
color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together.
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If you were a booger I would pick
you first.
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Do you have a band-aid? (No,why)
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
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Where do you hide your wings?
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Hey, I didn't know angels flew so
low.
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Somebody call the cops, because
it's got to be illegal to look that good!
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You: Your father must have been a
thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Would you touch me so I can tell
my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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Did the sun come up or did you
just smile at me?
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The only thing your eyes haven't
told me is your name.
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Hey how many boyfriends have you
had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
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You're so hot you would make the
devil sweat.
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Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl:
Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
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I must be in heaven because I'm
looking at an angel!
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Do you have an eraser? Because I
can't get you out of my mind.
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Hi, did your license get suspended
for driving all these guys crazy?
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Is it hot in here or is it just
you?
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Damn girl, I thought diamonds were
pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
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Vogue just called, they want to
put you on the cover.
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Was your father an alien? Because
there's nothing else like you on earth!
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Is there an airport nearby or is
that my heart taking off?
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You make me wish I weren't gay!
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Are you sure you're not an alien
because you've just abducted my heart!
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If women were trophies, you'd be
first place!
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You're so hot; you make the sun
envious.
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If you're advertising, I'm buying!
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